You Know What's Fucking Brutal? - Pigs

A pig about to unleash some brutality

Pigs are brutal as fuck. When most people try to figure out which farm animals are the most brutal, they pick something shit like Horses. Those people are fucking idiots, pigs are totally the most brutal on the farm by far. First of all they don't give a shit about hygiene; they will live in their own shit and that's fucking brutal. I'd like to see one of you pussies trying to live in your own shit, you'd probably be fucking spineless and die from disease, or bitch and moan about the smell. Not pigs, they do stuff like this for a fucking laugh, and for brutal reasons.

Pigs also will fight fucking anything, even animals that are fucking massive. Most people don't realise this and wander around pigs like they're fucking cats or something. But a pig will fuck you up given half the chance. Some say pigs are almost as smart as we are; well if that's the case we're fucked, because not only could a large swine beat the fucking shit out of you without breaking a sweat, it's probably smarter than you are as well.

Also pig meat is the most brutal of all meats in the world. Basically pig meat will fuck you up. If it doesn't get caught in your throat and cause you to choke to death (because YOU were too pussy to swallow properly you unbrutal fuck), there's so much fat and salt and shit in it that if you do manage to eat it you'll probably end up dying of heart disease. This problem was so fucking brutal they had to invent Judaism just to stop people from dying all the fucking time.

I've experienced pig brutality first hand. I was sent to a farm as part of my rehabilitation program, and there was this pig looking at me in that fucking brutal way. So I just squared off against the mother fucker and punted it right in the face. Before it had a chance to get really mad and be more brutal, I stabbed it's eyes out. I just know if I'd have waited a second longer, it would have killed all of us most likely. I'm a fucking hero. 'Course no one else thought so, but they just don't know how brutal pigs can really be. I'm not allowed on the farm anymore, but fuck those pussies. They can all be brutalised by the pigs for all I care. Fucking brutal swine.